This holiday season give her the gift she’ll cherish forever.
for when you can’t have my dick in a box, here’s a dick on a chain
i really, really don’t like the way “man of steel” handled the phantom zone. but, you know, i get it. zod and his soldiers had the escape when krypton exploded and had to have a ship to get to earth…. so i’m willing to roll with it. i mean, there are a hundred other ways they could have handled it, but i’ll cut ‘em some slack. some. but giant flying dildos? really? what were they thinking?
"we gotta get outta here or we’re fucked"
no, they had to be dildos, don’t you get it?! they’re going to go fuck shit up, what can fuck shit up better than phallic instruments? no, really think about it, everything that is effective at fucking shit up has a phallic shape somewhere in its design
thats right little girl, you have to make sure that tight pussy is drenched for Daddy when he gets home, that way I can just roll you face down when I walk in, lift your ass straight up in the air and froce your pussy lips to stretch wide open while I stuff your tight little fuckhole, I miss my little girl
Anonymous asked: Deathstroke, Slade Wilson was created in 1980. Deadpool, Wade Wilson was created in 1991
You’re absolutely right, in fact if anything the writers of Deadpool named him Wade Wilson as a way of mocking DC’s deathstroke, I just wanted to chew out deathstroke because deadpool is still such a much more awesome comic book character and much more badass in my opinion. If you ask me DC should have killed off deathstroke when deadpool made his debut, he just cant compete, yes he was there first but he is by no means better than Deadpool. thank you for your attempt at trying to embarrass me though. Unfortunately Deadpool’s too awesome for me to care lol
Deathstroke: The Terminator
I don’t usually trash comic book characters but this one is just far too obvious of a rip off. This character’s name is Slade Wilson and he’s a mercenary who uses guns and swords and is called Deathstroke.
And he’s basically a rip off of Marvel’s Wade Wilson aka Deadpool or the merc with a mouth who’s also a merc that uses guns and swords. Sorry deathstroke but you will never be worthy of even comparing to Deadpool. The crimson comedian cannot be replaced or impersonated or equaled.
this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.
listen to the lady, she knows her stuff
destroythewhore asked: I think it's sad my wars took place in countries with a sexually repressed culture instead of the kind that makes slant eyed sluts like you.
Well it probably worked out for you because Murrca usually doesn’t win wars against Asians.
…. i had to
you saw nothing!
*Joe Swanson voice* YEEEAAAAHHH!!!
R.I.P. to the other passenger in Paul Walker’s car that no one seems to care about because he wasn’t famous.
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